There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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