This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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