I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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