I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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