wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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