whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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