Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She bit a glass in half.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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