Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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