What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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