doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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