There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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