i don't like sucking hair
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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