in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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