he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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