How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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