help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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