There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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