can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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