On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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