she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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