How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize