I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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