is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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