The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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