He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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