his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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