I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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