Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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