no. you can't hotbox the world.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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