bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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