dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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