I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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