if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Be still, my beating vagina.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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