I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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