ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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