4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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