When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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