At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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