If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
tell me about the eggs
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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