No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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