so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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