Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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