You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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