We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I need to stop coming to work sober
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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