In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
All I want is dick and wine.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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