so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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