your parents love me but you hate me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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