Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Randomize
