well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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