So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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