"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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