Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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