What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize