three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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