After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
