I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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