I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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