I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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